Living Underground: Freelance Days

On April 11th 2009, I decided to work for one year as a freelance journalist. I have no other income except from what I write for publications. The economic pressure to get a part-time job is strong as my money runs out, and I'm a wicked procrastinator. Yet cheques do arrive once in a while...

Sunday

Alien Hitchhikers in SGI Driver's Handbook

There is a freelance connection here, but you have to read to the end...

Here's page 55 of the 2009 Saskatchewan Driver's Handbook. Notice the diagrams that demonstrate when to use low or high beams while driving at night.



Now here's the high beam graphic blown up.



You can just imagine the boredom of the graphic designer tasked with making 166 pages of driving instruction. I can imagine it's late at night, and she's designing yet another image of a car, or a street, or a traffic sign. *Sigh* And then the decision: I think I'll put some hitchhiking aliens in this graphic. It's a dark image. You can barely see them. Why not?

And you know what: good for her! If it's any sector of society, it's probably the bureaucrats who deserve a little bit of humour in their lives. Way to go, faceless public servant. Well done. (And, in all seriousness, it's a well designed book.)

Why was I reading the SGI driver's handbook so closely that I noticed these obscure aliens? Well, let's call it the next phase of my freelancing year, of which there remains four months and five days.

I got a part-time job. I'm going to drive a school bus. I train next week. I drive in the morning 7-9 and the afternoon 3-5. I will continue to freelance in the hours in between. I did make several attempts at getting professional work in my field, but I couldn't even get an interview. And so the bus.

I'm trying to not see this as a step backwards. Here's what's good about the decision.

No more financial pressure to "publish or starve." A lot of the writing I've done in the past months has been a mix of work, ranging from decent, respectable journalism to terrible, soulless advertorial writing that made me feel dirty. Now that I work, I should be able to pick exactly the stories I want and either reject the rest or set much fairer terms for the work. At best I made a low 30 cents/word, at worst a pathetic 10 cents/word. I should have pursued publications that pay higher, I suppose.

Well, now I will. I'm doing an investigative piece right now, and if it turns out I should be able to sell it for quite a lot. But it will take months to actually publish it from now, and thanks to the part-time job, I can take that time!

I learned this much: to freelance full time, you need A LOT of discipline. I could have wrote more, pitched more, hustled up more work... and made more money. I certainly had the time. I think that it's really important that you like what you're writing about. Advertorials are certainly uninspiring.

My hope is that the external structure of a part-time job will help. Instead of having "all the time in the world" to procrastinate, stress over the bills, and juggling multiple deadlines, now I hope to just focus on one story at a time that I choose. I hope, I hope.

Thursday

The Mac Tablet Contains The Future Of Magazines

Nerd that I am, I follow blogs about new technological developments. I guess the magazine corps are preparing for the launch of the Mac tablet. Even the other technology corps are waiting to release their tablets because they're waiting for Apple's tablet so they can copy it.

Anyway, I think the writing is on the wall. Look at how interacting with Sports Illustrated on the tablet is going to totally kick the printed magazine's ass! The digital word's power is too great. The digital word is Darth Vader. The printed word is Luke Skywalker with his hand chopped off falling down a giant tube.

Wednesday

*Sigh*

My search for a part-time job continues. Money running out. Meh.



Cormac McCarthy to part with trusty typewriter

"The 76-year-old author of No Country for Old Men bought the typewriter for $50 (£30) from a pawnshop in 1963."

BBC News - Cormac McCarthy to part with trusty typewriter

How To Clean A Mighty Mouse Scroll Button

There are many tips out there about how to clean your mighty mouse scroll button. Those tips tell you:

*take a lint free rag and wet it with water
*turn the mouse over, rub the scroll button this way and that


Well, I did that, and it didn't work.

I now reveal the secret those other sites won't tell you.

*spray a little bit of WW40 directly on to the scroll button
*take a rag, turn the mouse over, and rub the scroll button this way and that


Your welcome!